I began to write poems
In the midst of a recession.
At a time when it seemed like
An unlikely obsession.
It certainly wasn’t
Going to be my profession.
Especially when I hadn’t had
One single lesson.
My 401K was dwindling
By the hour.
So I thought I’ld write a poem
To avoid being sour.
Without very much talent,
I can guess what you’re thinking.
But a poem each day,
Is better than drinking!
So don’t waste time crying
About Bernie Madoff.
Just get busy rhyming
I guarantee a payoff!